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| okay. see what happens when you comment? i'll UPDATE. sheesh. there is NO point in updating when no one's even going to take two seconds to comment. grr. my flooble expired. because no one commented on THAT either. i dont really feel like getting a new one but. this layout+song is old but i like it. gah. i'll finish this later. | | |
| Disclaimer: Last 3 characters of all screen names are withdrawn to protect identity and privacy of prankee. This material is not being sold or marketed in any way, shape, or form. No need to TOS, so please don't. I spent my time making sure everything was non-TOSable. This is only being posted for humor and a good laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, you know!
my mission while i was bored:
Jesus4everj316 [5:51 PM]: hey.. D33ply x Dr1*** [5:51 PM]: hey Jesus4everj316 [5:51 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? ^^-oh wait!- we just got a nibble on that one.^^ D33ply x Dr1*** [6:02 PM]: I heard Penicillin cures everything ;) Jesus4everj316 [6:02 PM]: cool ;) D33ply x Dr1*** [6:02 PM]: so uuh what is this candid IM gonna be used for? Jesus4everj316 [6:03 PM]: lol, nothing. not a zine or anything anyways. i was just bored. Jesus4everj316 [6:03 PM]: i might post it on my blog site ;] D33ply x Dr1*** [6:03 PM]: heh D33ply x Dr1*** [6:03 PM]: you made me laugh Jesus4everj316 [6:04 PM]: lol! good! i love making people laugh. D33ply x Dr1*** [6:04 PM]: wait who are you? ^^and then the convo continues.. includes a/s/l's and stuff.^^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:53 PM]: hey.. CGKitti *** [5:55 PM]: ? Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? ^^crud, we got a nibble on that one too! CGKitti *** [6:07 PM]: nope sorry. CGKitti *** [6:07 PM]: uncurable epidemic Jesus4everj316 [6:08 PM]: oh okay, thanks for the info. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:56 PM]: hey.. ^^er, didnt get anything one that one ^^ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:56 PM]: hey.. MBD1*** [5:56 PM]: hey... Jesus4everj316 [5:56 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? MBD1*** [5:56 PM]: ya i think so Jesus4everj316 [5:56 PM]: oh cool Jesus4everj316 [5:56 PM]: do you know what its called? MBD1*** [5:57 PM]: no but my friend has to take it Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: oh really? MBD1*** [5:57 PM]: yup Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: oh Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: hm well thanks for the info MBD1*** [5:58 PM]: yup well u should look into it, my friend says it works really well Jesus4everj316 [5:58 PM]: LMBO Jesus4everj316 [5:58 PM]: okay, thanks. ^^HAHAHAHAHAAHH! that one worked with me.^^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:53 PM]: hey.. FATALLY your*** [5:53 PM]: hey Jesus4everj316 [5:53 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? FATALLY your*** [5:54 PM]: haha, this is for one of those zines isn't it? Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: lol, no. Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: i just had a bunch of sns on my recent buddies section of my buddy list Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: probably from participating in zines Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: and i'm bored, so.. Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: heh. FATALLY your**** [5:55 PM]: oh, lmao. Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: =] Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: whats up? FATALLY your*** [5:55 PM]: nothing much, you? Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: same. Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: a/s/l? ^^and so the convo continuessss... some of these people are nice =]^^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: hey.. LuvsNSYNC4*** [5:54 PM]: hi Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? LuvsNSYNC4*** [5:55 PM]: nope Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: oh. Jesus4everj316 [5:55 PM]: thanks anyways. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:53 PM]: hey.. Linzayaqu*** [5:53 PM]: hey Jesus4everj316 [5:54 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: hey O6 x akB*** [5:57 PM]: hey Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: i just farted. is there a medication you can take to cure that? O6 x akB*** [5:57 PM]: rofl, no. ;\ Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: =D Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: okay. Jesus4everj316 [5:57 PM]: thanks anyways. O6 x akB*** [5:57 PM]: yeah. O6 x akB*** [5:58 PM]: mhm. sure. ^^heh, i don't think she was too amused.^^ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
lol hope you enjoyed =]
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| FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
i havent eaten in 18 hours. O.O
wee. last night was fun. i got to go up on stage and stuff. [youth group]
firstest, we played a game where we had a bunch of chairs in a circle.. and you had to pick a little peice of paper out of a basket the little peice of paper had the name of a fruit on it [i was a peach ;)] and the person in the middle calls out the name of a fruit.. and everyone with that fruit name has to switch chairs with someone who got up. OR you can be all, peach, apple, plum, banana and ALL those have to get up.. ORRR you can say upset the fruit basket and EVERRRRYBODY has to get up and find a new chair. if you cant find a chair [theres only one chair missing so that someone has to be up], you're in the middle and you have to call the fruit. twas very fun. we were talking about this because the sermon thingie was about bearing bad and good [spiritual] fruit... the fruit of the spirit and stuff.. my name got mentioned during the sermon alot woo ;] like the youth pastor will be all.. like [name] always has a smile on her face, [name] is always happy, etc etc. i was one of those WOO and then he asked for 6 volunteers, 3 boys, 3 girls, i got picked as a volunteer yaaaaaaay! so i went up on stage with maria and skittles, and 3 other guys..bernard, -ponders- and.. i dont remember who else was there. well, the youth pastor gave the boys oranges, and the girls, us, tangerines, which looked like nasty tiny oranges. he was all, which one do you think will taste better? and most people said the oranges. well he cut them all in half.. and on the count of 3 we had to squeeze as much juice as we could in our mouths and swallow it before he said stop.. LMBO, i had it all dripping down my face and arms and everything.. hahah.. when he said stop, he asked us how it tasted, the girls said good, the guys were all.. -sour face- -.- fantastic.. [sarcastic] he let us go wash our hands and face.. good thing.. my shirt was all dirty egh >.< but that was fuuun =] yeah and then we had announcementsssss.. drama, step, dance practice.. blah blah blah, and 3 things I'M going to.. one is the worship service that was scheduled for earlier this month, but the youth pastor messed up and scheduled it on superbowl sunday, so he had to reschedule it, its feb 27 now.. and then theres a youth yard sale and car wash on march 5th that i'm going to help with.. you can wash cars or help sell stuff.. i had an idea, to sell my famous [well, atleast in florida and to people who visit florida ;)] lemonade. the money we make washing cars and selling stuff goes to the youth group stuff so we can do more fun things and to speed the light, which is a fund we do for missionaries.. LAST YEAR THEY GOT TO BUY A CAR FROM OUR SPEED THE LIGHT FUND MONEY. woooooooooooooooooo. anyways, the next thing is a mandatory meeting on march 6th if you're interested in going on the mission trip.. they finally figured out where they're going, we WERE going to the bahamas.. but now we're going to arkansas to a children's home there. =] still good. so yep.. i kinda want to do the talent show next thursday.. but i dont know.. the last day and only day we can show the youth pastor the stuff we're going to do is this sunday, we can do it today or tomorrow. boo. -.- he has to approve it before we can do it. hm.. well i'm gonna eat. ttyl ;] | | |
| hey yall. i know, i know. i should write more often. but whatever.
random statement of the day: i LOVE the "Soldier" video. it rocks past your brain comprehension ;]
holy fig newtons.. i had so much fun at the concert on sunday. i'll tell you eeeverything. okay. so on the way over we rode in ally's [one of the youth pastors] car because the church van is too noisy and annoying. so it was reeally fun.. it was me, kristen, ariel, and the other ariel. wooooo be careful when you get us together ;] oh, well that was just the backseat.. there was this girl up front.. ..who is she you ask? dont know, dont care. so anyways.. we blew kisses at all the mustangs XD they rockkk. yeah. and we were all.. laughing at ugly guys.. and every time there was a hott guy ariel was all, mm he is FUUUINE. so funnyyyy. so then like we got to carpenter's home churccch where the concert was being held. its so huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. there were pews instead of seats.. cept for in the balcony, theres like football stadium seats up there..me and ariel went up there just to see what it was like, seeing all those people was blinding. i'm serious. while we were up there, we saw tait's drummer getting on stage, and she was all, HEY. HEY YALL. LOOK UP. and then these smoke jet thingies went off and the crowd screamed and stuff right when she was yelling at them.. it was so funny, she was all, yeah yall did that on PURPOSE. so then anyways we heard all the people sing cept for tobymac and tait, rachael lampa rocked, i cant tell the difference from her live and on her CD. so cool. and towards the end of the concert tait got on and me and ariel SCREAMED OUR HEADS OFF AND STOOD UP ON THE PEWS WOOOOOOO. and so we had asked the youth pastor if we could run up to the front in front of the stage when tait and toby came on.. and he said, i dont think they're allowing people up there but you can try..so we tried to go up there twice and security told us to go back both times.. but the third time we ran away from him and we got up there. it was so awesome.. we were standin up on the pews and it was like a club setting.. we were up close to the speakers though and my ears died after the concert ;] it was sooo awesome. i had this paper thing that i was waving that was taller than everyone, and tait and one of his dudes pointed to us and rapped to us. ahh -sighs- so awesome. OH MY GOSH, when toby did extreme days, i flipped out. okay well, i wanna talk to annie so, i'll edit this and tell anything else later. bye. =] | | |
| i went ice skating today.. much much fun, convo below that says almost everything..
Me [5:46 PM]: YAAAAAAAAAAY Me [5:47 PM]: you're on. ^.^ James [5:47 PM]: hey James [5:47 PM]: had fun ice skating?? Me[5:47 PM]: i went ice skating. WEE. Me [5:47 PM]: YES Me [5:47 PM]: it was SO fun James [5:47 PM]: lol shway Me [5:47 PM]: thats like the funnest thing i've ever done Me [5:47 PM]: can i tell you EVERYTHING? James [5:47 PM]: lol sure Me [5:47 PM]: WEE okay Me [5:47 PM]: so firstest Me [5:47 PM]: i went in the church Me [5:48 PM]: and it was only ally the youth pastor and this dude i met, [emphasize]james[/emphasize]. Me [5:48 PM]: so anyways Me [5:48 PM]: then i got on the bus and sat with ariel and that dude i poked. Me [5:48 PM]: we went by the condominium i used to live in wee but anyways Me[5:48 PM]: we got out Me [5:48 PM]: and we went in the bathroom cuz..idk we just did, and put our skates on Me [5:48 PM]: and we were all Me [5:49 PM]: HOW DO YOU LACE THIS CRAP, like only shelby knew, because she ice skated when she was little Me [5:49 PM]: and so we got it all laced and stuff Me [5:49 PM]: and we got on the ice and ariel was all scared Me[5:49 PM]: so then me and shelby and ariel were like clinging to eachother XD Me [5:49 PM]: and then 5 minutes later i learned how to do it it rocked ^.^ Me [5:50 PM]: fun fun fun fun fun fun fun, and then dude, i raced tyler, guess who wooooon.  James [5:50 PM]: whoo Me [5:50 PM]: and then dude, david, the other youth pastor, laid down on the ice and this one kid jumped over him 0.0 Me[5:50 PM]: it rocked, we took a picture right when the kid jumped over him. Me [5:51 PM]: OOH Me [5:51 PM]: and we scraped ice off the ..ice thing.. Me [5:51 PM]: well anyways Me [5:51 PM]: and we made snowballs Me [5:51 PM]: and hit eachother with them. Me [5:51 PM]: WEE. James [5:51 PM]: rofl James [5:51 PM]: thats awesome Me [5:51 PM]: and but then there was this big announcement Me [5:51 PM]: -intercom- MAY I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE.. Me [5:52 PM]: DO NOT THROW SNOWBALLS WHILE ON THE RINK. THANK YOU. Me [5:52 PM]: i was like. o.o FINE. James [5:52 PM]: lol Me [5:52 PM]: and i was like really thirsty right.. so i needed one more quarter to get like a coke, and i lost it. >.< James[5:52 PM]: aww James [5:52 PM]: thats messed up Me [5:53 PM]: i know right. Me [5:53 PM]: and so.. Me [5:53 PM]: what else.. Me[5:53 PM]: hm.. Me [5:53 PM]: well anyways Me [5:54 PM]: OH YEAH blvd of broken dreams came on, and me and shelby were all I WALK THIS EMPTY STREEET ON THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREEAMS and people were all 0.0 Me [5:54 PM]: XD James [5:54 PM]: lmao James [5:54 PM]: thats awesome Me [5:54 PM]: oh yeah, i fell twice, but both of those times, it was other peoples fault. Me[5:54 PM]: cha and we made like conga lines or whatever James [5:54 PM]: lol i love ice skating.. Me [5:54 PM]: you've been beforeee? James [5:55 PM]: ive only been a couple times though :-\ James[5:55 PM]: yup Me [5:55 PM]: oh its so fun isnt it? its way easier than rollerblading. James [5:55 PM]: lol more fun too Me [5:55 PM]: i was like ice skating in 5 minutes, it was so cool.. James [5:55 PM]: lol Me [5:55 PM]: dude the second time i fell.. James [5:55 PM]: yea u pick it up fast  Me [5:55 PM]: it HURRRRRRRRT. James [5:55 PM]: aww Me [5:56 PM]: sheesh i slammed down on the ice.. Me [5:56 PM]: oh once i slammed into the wall-y thing.. Me [5:57 PM]: so then we had to get off the ice at 3.. so we took millions of pictures as a group, and then me and ariel took pictures of us on the ice and stuff with my camera.. and so then we went to our locker to get our ice skates off and stuff and it was soooooo coooooooold when i got mine off Me [5:57 PM]: i forgot socks.. -cringes- Me [5:58 PM]: i had to put my feet in the actual ice skates =\ James [5:58 PM]: woah.. Me [5:58 PM]: ashlin brought another pair of socks but she left them in the van -crosses her arms- too bad.. Me [5:58 PM]: and shelby couldnt get her skates off 0.0 Me [5:59 PM]: and actually, i just noticed a cut i got from ice skating.. hm.. James [5:59 PM]: is it bad?????? Me [5:59 PM]: not very.. Me [5:59 PM]: i dont have a clue how i got it.. James [6:00 PM]: weird Me [6:00 PM]: and you know whats gross.. tyler likes me.. eeww.. hes so ugly man, on the way home he sat beside me, and i didnt even want him to touch me.. UGH. James [6:00 PM]: lol gosh Me [6:00 PM]: whoa on the way to the rink, the people in the back seat almost tipped the van over o.0 Me [6:00 PM]: no wait it was on the way back.. but whatever. | | |
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